- B: I'm so pissed we don't even look a little like dinosaurs, man. Like, fuck that comet. I wanted some fucking badass talons.
- E: I want wings! Spicy, spicy wings.
- B: oscar is wagging his tail in your general direction
- E: TELL HIM I SAY WUDDUP
- B: he went to sleep
- E: ASS
- B: i have one of those!
- E: THAT IS A BLATANT LIE AND WE BOTH KNOW IT SO YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
- B: hahahahahaha i'm so sorry
- E: You though you could sneak that by me. WELL YOU COULDNT.
- B: i actually forgot. it's on the back of me i never see it.
- E: you don't see it because IT DOES NOT EXIST BETH
- B: PHANTOM BUTT!
- E: YOU HAVE A HAUNTED BACKSIDEEEEEEE! IT HOWLS AT THE MOON AT NIGHT!
- B: no like phantom limbs! like what amputees have?
- E: My version is SO MUCH BETTER SO DON'T EVEN! OOOOooooOOOoo I'M A BUUUuuuUUTT DOOMED TO WALK THE EARTH UNTIL I FIND PEEEeeeeAAAaaaaCE AND GO TO BUTT HEEEeeAAAaaVENNNN
- B: FUCKKKK WE GON' BE SMOKIN' SO MUCH THIS SUMMAH! STEP ASIDE JOHN LOCKE. THERE BE A NEW SMOKE MONSTAH IN TOWN.
- B: GUESS WHO FOUND CLASSICAL TRIBUTES TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!
- E: THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE
- B: I'm going stir crazy right now
- E: Stir crazy? like you keep mixing things?
- B: hahaha no, like... restless
- E: ohhh.... i like my version better. i keep picturing you rampaging around your house and putting things into bowls...
- E: you should grow a soul patch.
- E: That jingle they play in the background of the girls gone wild ads is among my least favorgite things. I dont like sushi. i guess im not trendy enough. on a related note, do hipsters cease to be hipsters when theyre naked?
- B: I DON'T WANT A PENIS
- E: you go around fucking my mama then a penis is what you deserve!
- B: tell tori to stop eating puppies!
- E: On it.
- B: FANKZ
- E: You should come to appreciate the dont-ask-just-do way in which i take directions from you.
- E: Is holding her hand on a hot stove-top ok?
- B: NO!
